Tuesday, December 18, 2018

2K19 New Year Resolutions! {Goals for the New Year}

by L. Máté, 6th grade

1.Stop doing that 2K thing
2.Make at least one new year resolution.
3.Stop playing 487382 hours of video games a day
4.Be a normal human
5. (follow me on scratch)
6.Visit the Lego Factory
7.Mutter Minority Bother Greet (Yes, I had no ideas, so I used a random word generator.)
8.Learn to use Binary Code (010011000110010101100001011100100110111000100000011010000110111101110111001000000111010001101111001000000100001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001000011011011110110010001100101)
10.What ever LOL Just write here something
11.Stop being stupid.
13.We’ll be right back
14. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J1Mv3dUZ8w
15.Leern huw to wriet crect
16.Beat Pokemon Leaf Green
18. DEFEAT Durr B…. The one who shouldn’t be named
19.DESTROY EVERY PIECE OF SNOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. Don’t do this again:
10 minutes later: ()ノ彡┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ  (╯°□° ┻━┻
┻━┻ (`Д´) ┻━┻    ┬──┬ ( -゜ノ)      ╯°□°( .o.)

2K19 New Year Resolution {Goals for the New Year}

by K. Mátyás, 6th grade

                            2K19 New Year Resolution (I’m not copying Dani)

1. Learn to eat with dining knife.
2. Learn to play 25 hours a day.
3. Learn to learn more science.
4. Learn the default things of physics.
5. Learn to be a Semi-Pro builder in Fortnite.
6. To know what Cosinus means.
7. To get better at drawing.
8. Be better in the world of STUPIDITY.
9. To know: How does this happen?       e.g.: int he
10. Learn to not write stupid blogs.   (IMPOSSIBLE)
11. Learn to not listen to Dance Moves Trap Remix for hours.
12. To understand what are the scientist saying about Quantum-Mechanics.
13. To know why am I so interested in Quantum- and Theoretical-physics.
14. To beat DURR BURGER forever.
15. Learn to write more correctly.
16. To be a better student.
17. To not write stupid letters to Santa.
18. To not get attacked by beavers while I’m using the toilet.
19. To know the person who founded 500 dimension for the String Theory.
20. TO DO ALL OF THESE!  And maybe write smaller…

Advent Market {A Holiday Memory}

by Laky, 5th grade


               Dec. 04
                          Rákóczi Square

(I hope you see  the „Back to the Future” reference here ;) )

- Laky! Laky! Laky, are you even here? Szabolcs to the Earth! Come back to reality! –
- Wha? What happened? Did I miss something? –
- Well… sort of. OK, so we have like an, umm, half hour to look around the Advent Market and buy things. – said Szabolcs.
- Great! How much money have you got? I’ve got 1050 Fts. – I said.
- Uhh… Well… -
- So? –
- Uhh… I totally forget it. – said Szabolcs.
And I just looked at him with a pretty „Are you serious?” face.
Szabolcs. The teacher said like 50 quintrillion times to bring money today. How the hell did you forget?

-         Okay, then – I said .
We started looking around for chimney cake shops with cheap prices, but sadly, all of shop’s chimney cakes cost 500 Fts.
-         Oh,crap – I said – I can’t buy two chimney cakes, just one.
-         No problem – said Szabi – I don’t need chimney cake.
-         Guys! Come her..e! *voracious eating* These chimney cakes are AMAZING! They make it over an open fire! – said Niké.
-         Okay, I guess we can give it a try… - I said.

A little while later…

-         *eating* Umm.. It’s *biting into the potato* not really *OM NOM NOM :D* good – I said – This chimney cake was super good. But this „Potato-On-A-Skewer” thing has no taste.
-         Can I have some? Please? Please? Pretty pretty pleeeease? –Csongor asked me  – I am hungry.
-         Okay, I guess I can give you and Szabi a little bit  - I said.
-         I don’t want that stupid potato thing. It looks like an  CENSORED.
-         Hey! – said Csongor, upset by Szabi – It’s not that! Can I have a little more? –
-         Just a LITTLE more, OK? – I asked. – I only have 50 Fts now, so I can’t buy myself an another one!
-         Ok,ok, I heard it. Look! We’re almost at the school!
-         Great!


  2222244q Like 3 or 4 hours later…

-         Mom, but it happened like…

                   TO BE CONTINUED, FOLKS! J

Photo from the web

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Minecraft Grande Jatte {Short Story}

by Laky, 5th grade

-        Oh, hello little chicken! What an cute chicken, isn’t it, Zombie? - said Steve.

-         Grrgh. -

-        Oh, yeah. You can’t talk. Come here little chick. We’re going to meet my friends! – said Steve joyfully.

They went to meet with Steve’s friends, Alexander and Jens.

-         Hi guys! –

-         Oh, hey! Steve! You got a new chicken? –

-         Uhh, yes, I think. Jens! I heard you work in Mojang. –

-         Oh yeah, and I’ve got exciting news. In 1.14, we’ve got Pandas! – said Jens.

-         Wow! It sounds exciting. Can you give me a snapshot?

-         Uhh… I won’t do it for anyone else, but for you, I’ll make a deal.
If you help me test the Minecraft code, I’ll give you free use of Minecraft.

-         Hmm… That’s sounds exciting. Count me in! – said Steve happily.
-         Ok then. Now, go to the Mojang HQ! – said Jens.

While they walked to the airport, they saw so many weird things, like:
  • -         An villager fishing,
  • -         Two guys just AFKing (Away From Keyboard) with pickaxes,
  • -         Notch and a Creeper hugging,
  • -         and Enderman with an umbrella, and…. what?
Did… did you see that? – said Alexander frightened.

-         Wha… Is… is… is that Her… her… her…

-         Herobrine? It can’t be. We removed him years ag… Oh crap! – said Jens.

-         What is it, Jens?

-         Herobrine… The server is too old! Log off! Log off! Log off! – said Jens scared.

They quickly logged off the server and went to the Mojang server to be Minecraft alphatesters.

       THE END? K

Spoiler alert: It will be continued, and that will be in Episode 2:

  •         Herobrine is back!
  •       Jens dicovers the TRUE next Minecraft version, the 1.66
  •   But before that happens, please have a great T.I.M.E!*