Pálinka
Okay
So if it’s not made in Hungary it’s not pálinka
1st
You need some plums and ’some’ alcohol. You can steal some plums every autumn during
the fruit harvest.
2nd
Put the not stolen plums in a barrel for fermentation and then squash them so the
police have no proof that you stole them.
3rd
After years when the plums are not sweet add some sugar (around 1 tons)
4th
You will need ’heavy artillery’ (If you don’t have! Don’t steal one)
5th
This will take long 4 you because you have to stay up overnight so get some
coffee and coke and get ready.
6th
You will have to stir for hours. Also, you will need a furnace that’s why you
have to stir so let’s go !don’t steal one. You will need a cauldron too so
!don’t steal that either. After some hours the first drops will appear
7th
Done
8th Dig your grave
9th Go into the grave
10th Drink it
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